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Posted on Mar 11, 2010 under ashley, entertainment, funny |
Every day, we pass by a huge billboard along the highway which feature this advertisement.

Ashley would ask us if she can watch this show. Every single day. We do not plan to watch the Disney On Ice because the tickets are very expensive. Plus, we may visit Hong Kong Disneyland later so I guess we better wait till then
I think the lil missy will keep asking us when she can go see Princess Aurora until the billboard is taken down or till we step foot into Disneyland. *faint*
Posted on Mar 10, 2010 under ashley, funny |
This is Ashley’s first time on a mini-carousel without her mommy…….hahahhahahahahaahaha. The first time she sat on one of these was at IOI Mall when she was 2. She hung on to me for dear life. The second time was when we were in Genting when she was 3. She cried throughout the ride
Actually, Ashley hardly sat on these kind of rides because this nazi mommy won’t allow her. Yeah…I know I am kinda crazy and I never let her go on these rides because I know she’ll ask to sit everytime she sees one. Maybe that’s why she cried last time eh?
This incident happened when we were back in Ipoh during CNY. When we were approaching these rides at the mall, my cousin asked Ashley if she would like to sit and she nodded. So, my cousin got some tokens and Ashley happily hopped onto the horse. There were 3 horses on the carousel and she went 3 rounds just to sit on different horses.

my first round

having a fun time

She’s on a roll here. After the carousel, she wanted to try the penguin ride. She did not even want to leave until daddy who was at another shop checking out the Acer Aspire came and asked her to get down

Posted on Mar 06, 2010 under ashley, beauty, funny |
Do you know what the lil missy is doing here?

She’s not practicing the medical coding training courses nor did she have a boo boo on her leg. The lil missy who is very into Disney Princesses now that when she saw a packet of Princess plaster at the pharmacy, insisted that she wants it. After a bit of Bollywood drama which involved some tears and loud voices, daddy bought it for her. RM6.90 for a box *shake head*


The different types of Princess band aids.

A happy camper with her princess band aid
She puts one band aid a day and insisted on going to school with it on her leg. I didn’t check to see how many are left in the box. Probably just a few at the rate she’s going.

Posted on Feb 19, 2010 under ashley, funny |
Normally when we are at the departmental store, hubs and I would go our separate ways. He would check out the men’s while I would go to the ladies department or children section. A couple of days ago, we did the same thing and hubs asked Ashley if she would like to follow him or me. The conversation went like this :-
Hubs : Ashley, do you want to follow me or mommy?
Ashley : Dad………..dy, do I look like a man? I am a girl so of course I will follow mommy to see the ladies clothes.
Both of us were speechless. Then the man grinned because he didn’t have to take care of the inquisitive soon-to-be five year old.

Yes, I am sassy

Posted on Feb 06, 2010 under funny, me, rant |
A few months ago, while flipping through a magazine, I stumbled upon a photo of Wong Chui Ling, a popular host, actress, multi-talented young lady who is familiar figure in the Malaysian Chinese Entertainment scene.

I like her hairstyle very much so when I was at the saloon last week, I told my hairstylist that I would like to follow Chui Ling’s style. He took a look at my hair and said ok. Then I told him that I would also like to colour my hair but asked him to suggest a colour. He said, “Let’s go with copper”
I didn’t know how copper would look like and didn’t bother to check the samples because I have always trusted the hairstylist
After the colouring process was done, I went into the wash section to have my hair washed. Then when I came out and looked at the mirror, I saw this -
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My hair is ORANGE *faint* When Ashley first saw me, she asked why my head is now the shape of O and O is for Orange. Do you think my hair looks like Chui Ling’s? Well perhaps if you I get myself a fitness equipment and lose 40 pounds, I may be as slim as her too
ok..you all can stop laughing now

Posted on Jan 22, 2010 under ashley, family, funny |
Ashley loves to disturb her mah mah whenever my MIL is around. She would ask her to play the dollhouse, the donkey card game, puzzles, cooking and many other things. Recently, she kept pestering her mah mah to read the Peter and Jane books with her. It was too funny that I had to take photos of them. Ashley would take one book herself and get one for her mah mah. Eventhough both books are different, she would read out loud and also asked her mah mah to do the same.

The busy bookworms

Cheeky Ashley even asked her mah mah to go into the room, lied down on the bed and read together. So full of concentration, as if they were checking out the Atlanta job search *shake head* Do you know that Ashley would ask her mah mah to read a few times a day? …….hahahahahhahaha.
Posted on Jan 19, 2010 under ashley, funny |
When Ashley is in the office, she would create havoc. She would disturb her kung kung and her aunt when she’s not at the computer playing Fishville. Sometimes she’ll sing out loud and dance when everyone is busy working *slaps forehead* This missy sure cannot stand still for 15 minutes unless she’s asleep. If I’m like her, I think I’ll lose weight real fast, just like when I take those weight loss pills. One of her favourite things to do in the office is this…..

Push the sofa down and turn it into a slide

Weeeeeeeeeee……..this is fun!

Posted on Jan 17, 2010 under ashley, funny |
This is a backdated post. Hubs was away last weekend to attend his friend’s wedding. The lil missy was ok when her daddy went out. However, she didn’t know that he won’t be back until the following day (Sunday)
She did ask about him when she went to bed and I told her that daddy will be back the next day. Come Sunday morning, she was still ok. Then at around 5pm when I was reading the wrinkle creams review, she started to sob. When I asked her what’s wrong, she said she missed her daddy. The funny part was she held on to his photo and started to bawl. Muahahahahahahahahaah…… it was really a funny sight.
Then I consoled and hugged her, and quickly called hubs to ask when he’s planning to come home. Men…when they are with their friends, they can just get carried away. He finally came home at 7pm and the lil missy was all smiles again.

I want my daddy!

Where is daddy???

Posted on Jan 15, 2010 under food, funny |
While walking back from Pasar Malam (Night Market) yesterday, I saw a white van at the far corner with many people lining up to buy some food. When I walked closer, I saw that the van was selling Stinky Tofu (fermented tofu). I thought they no longer sell them at the Pasar Malam in my area because I could hardly smell it. Normally we could smell it in the air every Thursday
Don’t know what happened to me last night. I decided to buy some to try…hahahahahaahaha. They are really smelly but when eaten together with some pickles, you can hardly taste/smell the acrid odour
I asked Ashley if she wanted to try some and she said…”eeeewwwwwwwww”. Hubs didn’t want anything to do with them either and sat really far away from the dining table. If I tell him that they are great fat burners for men, I bet he would take a bite *chuckle* Have you tasted them before?

Tofu that stink to high heaven
Posted on Jan 06, 2010 under ashley, funny |
This is a funny incident which involved Ashley and her mah mah (paternal grandma). My MIL likes to go to a grocery store in our neighbourhood. When she’s staying at our house, she would visit this store rather often. So, last week when she was here, she went to the store again. Before she left, my MIL asked Ashley if she needed anything from the store. Guess what the cheeky brat said?
Ashley : “I want a ball of yarn, Mah Mah”
muahahahahahhahhahahhahaahahaah. I couldn’t help laughing when I heard this. Of course, my MIL didn’t know what it was and kept asking her. The lil missy kept replying, “A ball of yarn” and smiling sheepishly. I know she’s just pulling her mah mah’s leg and my poor MIL looked kinda lost. I wonder what else the missy would ask for next time. Perhaps iphone accessories? *wink*

psst…Ashley learned a “ball of yarn” from Dibo The Gift Dragon on Playhouse Disney. Cro used a ball of yarn to remind himself of the chores he has to do