I received this in the email today…really funny so I thought I’ll post it in this blog.
[Pre-takeoff Announcement on a China Southern Airlines Flight
This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:
‘Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to FRY. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill.’
I am really thankful that Ashley loves to watch Barney and some of the programmes in Playhouse Disney channel such as Make Way for Noddy and JoJo Circus. I find that she is picking up a lot of things from watching these programmes and hopefully her speech will improve soon. She loves the songs in these programmes and will start to dance whenever she hears them. At least I get to do some work when she is busy watching Barney in the morning.
One day while I was ‘kaypohing’ at some mommies blogs, I stumbled upon this All-In-One dish. This wonderful recipe is by Mumsgather in her MyKitchen blog.
Chicken, Tomato and Pasta Soup.
– 3 tomatoes
– 1 bombay onion
– 1 potato
– A few brocolli florets
– 2 whole chicken thigh and drum
– pasta (shells or spaghetti)
– salt, sugar and tomato sauce
1. Fill up slow cooker 3/4 quarters full of water or enough to cover all ingredients
2. Wash meat and put into slow cooker
3. Cut onions, tomato and potatoes into wedges and put everything into the crockpot
4. Cook on high for 2-3 hours
5. Add in brocolli florets and pasta and cook on low for 1 hour
6. Season with salt, sugar and tomato sauce to taste
Notes: Apart from brocolli florets, other vegetables like celery or whatever leftovers you have from your refrigerator can be used to add nutrition and taste to your meal. This soup together with the pasta is a whole meal on its own.
I have cooked it a few times and Ms. Fussy Wussy Ashley loves it. Thank God! The soup smell so good too when it’s ready….sometimes I wanna eat it myself 😀 A wholesome and nutritious food for my gal. Thank you, Mumsgather
I logged onto my account at P** last night and they have just released some opportunities. I was delighted to see some o**s in white. I managed to grab one and started typing away. It took me about 20 minutes to finish and I submitted the post. To my horror, the same dreaded message came on – “All of the available posts for that opportunity have already been taken“. What???? Not again!!! This has happened a few times already and I have given them a ticket regarding this occuring problem. Their hardworking customer service has informed me that they had identified the error in their system and had rectified it. So, why does it still happen? It’s frustrating really and I don’t have the mood to do any p*id post now 🙁
Update: I think I found out how this happened. Whenever you click Open Opportunity and see the opp in white..don’t grab it yet. You have to click Qualified Opportunity and if the o** in white is still available, then it’s safe to grab it. Strange huh?
I just logged onto P** to see if there are any opps to do. As usual, there is none available. Then I saw this offer for $90.00. Gosh…that is a lot of money and the post is only for 100 words. Ahhhh….no such luck for me as o**s like this are usually in red 😀 I just wonder who the lucky people are. For me, I would have to do many assignments in order to get $90 ;D Ok, ok…..some of you must be wondering why I have a few short posts each day. They are actually some filler posts and sometimes I don’t have that many interesting things…hahahahha. So, I just try to put up what I encounter everyday. Short and simple!
Yesterday, I saw Ashley trying to pick up something from the floor. I kept quiet and see what she would do. It was a piece of plastic which broke off from the bumble bee magnet. After she has picked up the plastic, she looked at it for a while. Then she turned to me, put the plastic near her mouth and said “UM” (pretending to eat). After having said that, she gave me a cheeky smile. She knew that she is not supposed to put such things in her mouth or pick up stuff from the floor to eat. However, she just want to trick her mommy and see what she would do 😀 My cheeky missy!
This is something I wrote about P** ;D
It is not easy to grab opportunities
Each time I refreshed my screen
I just wanna scream
All I can see are o**s in grey and red
That certaily hurts my head
What happened to all the o**s in white?
Do I have to stay up all night
in order to grab some to write?
Call me crazy
but I really miss P** ;D
I have been given some assignments from this wonderful advertiser and I really like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to write some reviews. Guess I will be very busy this weekend trying to finish them. Gotta sit down in front of my laptop and start typing away. Luckily my mum is here so she could babysit Ashley. Otherwise, Ashley would want me to play with her and she’ll get upset if I don’t spend much time with her 🙁
I get worried and anxious whenever I don’t receive any paid posts. I call it the withdrawal symptoms for me 😀 However, when I do get the assignments, which coincidently come at the same time, I get anxious again. Anxious that I won’t be able to finish them on time, anxious that I won’t be able to think and write properly…….Really, I am very hard to please 😀 I think my husband can attest to that ;D
My mother will be coming to my place this weekend. Ahhhhh….that is so great. This means that I get to have “ME” time while my mum looks after Ashley. Eventhough she stays in KL, she only comes to my place once every 2 weeks to see her grandchild. Ashley is quite attached to her grandma as my mum would take her out for walks around our apartment a few times a day, play with her and do silly things together.