the talk

When I bring Ashley to the washrooms at the mall or restaurants, I usually choose the squat toilets because I find them to be more hygienic.  There is no need for her to sit on the toilet seat eventhough I do wipe/clean or disinfect it…heheheheehe.  We were at the mall on Sunday and when I took Ashley to the washroom, she decided to ask me some questions.

Ashley : “Mommy, men and boys squat when they pee?”

*uh-oh….I know where this is heading*

Me :   “No..they don’t.  They stand up and pee“.

Ashley :  “Oh, boys and men will stand up and pee because they have PEN*S?

It was so loud that I bet everyone in the washroom could hear.   I told her softly that she ought to tone down her volume.  Alas…I think she didn’t hear me because she said…

Ashley : “Girls and woman squat because they have V*GINA?

*slaps forehead*

When we came out of the toilet cubicle, everyone was looking at us and some were smiling 😀  At times like this, I wish she would ask me questions about toys, what are the best acne solutions or fashion instead of the anatomy of the human body.

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20 Responses to the talk

  1. yvonne says:

    WAKAKAKAKA!!!!

    It’s so funny! I too had my embarrassing moments in the loo with Avery. Often she would ask, why you got hair down there? Yes, out loud…. Dunno where to hide my face when we come out from the cubicle

    LOL!!!!!

  2. sheohyan says:

    Very funny, kids used wrong volumn at wrong place, but at least Ashley used the right terms for these parts of body.

  3. Hayley says:

    Aahahah, very paiseh right?
    But nvm la, people’ll understand, kids always say the darnest things.. But like Yan said, at least Ashley used the right terms 😉

  4. rachel says:

    HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i will find the nearest lubang to hide my red face

  5. Ann says:

    hahahaha….clever girl. She knows her body parts well. And correctly named too. 🙂

    yeah…ppl understand. Perhaps you even made someone smile that day.

  6. ChloeMummy says:

    Hahaha! I totally understand how you felt. Chloe does the same too! Thanks to her loud “announcement” one day, everyone in the washroom knew that I was menstruating haha.

  7. Mummy Gwen says:

    Hahaha…this is so funny. 😀

  8. Joshua's mummy says:

    Haha, so funny. Would haf been really amusing to listen to her

  9. mnhl says:

    wah…Ashley used the correct term. You should be proud of her! haha……

  10. Paik Ling says:

    WAHHHH where did she learn it from? But ok lah, at least Ashley is using the proper words for them 🙂

  11. wenn says:

    that’s how kids learn..they r very naive.

  12. ipohgal says:

    Hahaha but I think it is okay for kids to ask these types of questions! At least they knew the difference between the anatomy of a male and a female!

  13. Alice Law says:

    I don’t find it’s embarass for kids to have the knowledge of human anatomy, it’s indeed very smart of Ashley to point out the differences of male and female with appropriate terms! It’s a bonus for her!;)

    Mommy should be very proud of her! Thumbs up!

    oh yes I am very proud of her for remembering what I taught her. i just feel awkward when she speaks loudly and everyone could hear us

  14. OH MY ! Didn’t you walk out of the toilet with a paper bag over your head ??? Hahhahahahahahaaaaa !!

  15. Alice Phua says:

    Wah, she has indeed used the body part terms correctly! But of course I can understand your feeling when she asked them too loudly until everyone else can hear! 😀 I’ll also feel like that when in the same situation.

  16. Mom2ashleyaidan says:

    Lol!!! Too funny!

  17. Hahaha, I had that experience too. Once my girl spotted I am menstruating, she said with her normal voice “It’s blood, mommy.” Then I asked her “Sh.., quiet”. She raised her voice instead as though I didn’t hear her discovery. That was awkward.

  18. Adrine says:

    Ha ha…. I’m pretty sure I’d be grinning away if I were in the next cubicle!!

  19. Irene says:

    walao so small already know the big words! hahahahhahahaha! im sure the other women will understand! hahahahahhaa!

  20. chinnee says:

    Qiqi said something about fake BIG JIAU-JIAU loudly while hubby was looking for his brief!

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